Nirvana

My cat... I mean, the cat that I'm the property of... on an armchair she usurped. She's pretty old, around 17 years old now - I don't know for sure, because my uncle found her as a kitten (next to her dead siblings; some [CENSORED] had left them to drown) and took her home.

Well, in this state, I'm pretty sure she can hear the bells of Nirvana. Oh, just look at her and you'll know what I mean.